We must ban hammers!!!

There needs to be a ban on hammers! If hammers were banned this and this never would have happened!! Too many senseless murders like this one can be stopped if hammers are banned! Road rage like this would cease if hammers were banned! Pizza delivery guys would be safe if hammers were banned!! And of course there would be no convenience store burglaries if hammers were banned!!
Call your congress person now and tell them we must ban all hammers! It's the only way we can stop these atrocities!! Just like they are doing in Australia!!

We must ban banjos!!!

There needs to be a ban on banjos! If banjos were banned this never would have happened!! Call your congress person and tell them we must ban all banjos! It's the only way we can stop these atrocities!!

We must ban pickup trucks!!!

There needs to be a ban on pickup trucks! If pickup trucks were banned this never would have happened!! Call your congress person and tell them we must ban all pickup trucks! It's the only way we can stop these atrocities!!